Scottish Banter

Our Perfectly Scottish chunky mug is a tongue in cheek celebration of the citizens of the best wee country in the world. This colourful, uniquely Scottish mug makes a fun gift for a proud Scot! Don't miss the matching tea towel, cushions and more...

Our Perfectly Scottish tea towel is a tongue in cheek celebration of the citizens of the best wee country in the world. This cotton-linen tea towel is a colourful wee work of art and makes a great gift for a proud Scot!

Could our Classy, Sassy, Bonnie Lassie tea towel be a the perfect present for classy lassie in your life? This colourful, uniquely Scottish cotton-linen tea towel is a wee work of art and makes a fun gift! Don't miss the matching tea towel, cushions...

Could our Classy, Sassy, Bonnie Lassie chunky mug be a the perfect present for classy lassie in your life? This colourful, uniquely Scottish mug makes a fun gift! Don't miss the matching tea towel, cushions and more in our Scottish Slogans collection.

"The perfect pressie for my Dad the Legend" - Ali My Total Legend chunky mug is a tribute to all the absolute legends out there! Featuring that ultimate Scottish legend, Nessie, this earthenware ceramic mug makes a brilliant Scottish Dad gift and is printed in...

"This made me LOL - and I know my Dad is going to love it" - Jax My Total Legend coaster is a tribute to all the absolute legends out there! Featuring that ultimate Scottish legend, Nessie, this sturdy melamine coaster makes a brilliant...

Our Andy Murray retirement mug celebrates the career - and internet-breaking retirement tweet - of one of Scotland's favourite sons, the one and only Andy Murray. He made us laugh, cry and sit on the edge of our seats for every minute of his...

Our Andy Murray retirement coaster celebrates the career - and internet-breaking retirement tweet - of one of Scotland's favourite sons, the one and only Andy Murray. He made us laugh, cry and sit on the edge of our seats for every minute of his...

Introducing our Lang May Yer Lum Reek chunky mug. A fun and colourful way to wish someone prosperity, health and happiness at Hogmanay or any time throughout the year.  This colourful, uniquely Scottish mug makes a fun gift for a proud Scot or anyone...

Introducing our Lang May Yer Lum Reek tea towel. A fun and colourful way to wish someone prosperity, health and happiness at Hogmanay or any time throughout the year.  This cotton-linen tea towel is a colourful wee work of art and makes a great...

"The perfect gift for my pal - who is indeed a total legend!" - Lee My Total Legend organic cotton unisex t-shirt is a unisex tee with a medium fit, and a tribute to all the absolute legends out there! Featuring that ultimate Scottish...

Could our Classy, Sassy, Bonnie Lassie needlepoint cushion be a the perfect present for lassie in your life? This beautiful, embroidered cushion is a wee work of art and sure to become a treasured possession and future heirloom.

Our Total Legend needlepoint piped cushion is a brilliant way to remind someone amazing in your life just what you think of them and celebrate their legendary status! This beautiful, embroidered cushion is a wee work of art and sure to become a treasured...

Our Gies Peace needlepoint piped cushion is a fun shout out to all the busy maws, paws and general grafters who just want 5 minutes peace and quiet at the end of a busy day. This beautiful, embroidered cushion is a wee work of...

Our Gaun Yersel needlepoint cushion is the perfect way to say good luck, congratulations, or just remind someone special how great you think they are. This beautiful, embroidered cushion is a wee work of art and sure to become a treasured possession and future...

Our Wisnae Me needlepoint cushion is a colourfully cheeky reminder that the first one to say 'it wisnae me' is 110% the guilty party. Honest! This beautiful, embroidered cushion is a wee work of art and sure to become a treasured possession and future...

Our GK Ode to the Kilt set of 4 placemats is a tongue-in-cheek Gillian Kyle celebration of Scotland's infamous and beloved indigenous tartan garment. Each placemat features 1 verse of this fun little poem; have fun reading the whole thing aloud round the table!Ode...

Our GK Ode to a Highland Cow placemats set is a Gillian Kyle celebration of Scotland's best-known native animal. We had so much fun coming up with these fun wee poems; we hope you love them. Each placemat in the set features 1 verse...

Our GK Ode to Scotland set of 4 placemats is a fun wee shout-out to our bonnie and bonkers native land. Each placemat in the set features 1 verse of this fun wee poem; have fun reading the whole thing aloud round the table!...

Our GK Ode to Edinburgh fridge magnet is a tongue in cheek Gillian Kyle celebration of Scotland's slightly windswept but altogether fabulous capital city.Ode to EdinburghOh Edinburgh, Auld Reekie, sits proudly on the Forth.Our salt ’n’ saucy capital, the Athens of the North.She’s Harry...

Our GK Ode to Edinburgh tea towel is a tongue in cheek Gillian Kyle celebration of Scotland’s slightly windswept but altogether fabulous capital city. Paying homage to Edinburgh's finest; from Greyfriars Bobby, The Forth Bridges and Edinburgh Castle to the Procalaimers and DI Rebus,...

Our GK Ode to Edinburgh set of 4 coasters are a tongue in cheek Gillian Kyle celebration of Scotland’s slightly windswept but altogether fabulous capital city.Ode to EdinburghOh Edinburgh, Auld Reekie, sits proudly on the Forth.Our salt ’n’ saucy capital, the Athens of the...

Our GK Ode to Edinburgh mug is a tongue in cheek Gillian Kyle celebration of Scotland’s slightly windswept but altogether fabulous capital city.Ode to EdinburghOh Edinburgh, Auld Reekie, sits proudly on the Forth.Our salt ’n’ saucy capital, the Athens of the North.She’s Harry Potter’s...

Our GK Ode to Edinburgh A6 individual coaster is a tongue in cheek Gillian Kyle celebration of Scotland’s slightly windswept but altogether fabulous capital city. Ode to Edinburgh Oh Edinburgh, Auld Reekie, sits proudly on the Forth. Our salt ’n’ saucy capital, the Athens...

"I wear this with pride so everyone knows where am fae!" - Andy Our Perfectly Scottish organic cotton unisex t-shirt is a tongue in cheek celebration of the citizens of the best wee country in the world. Featuring a small slogan print on the...